Who is Max Siegel?

=Hollywood Walk of Fame=

=Hollywood Boulevard=

=Hollywood, California=

=4:37 PM=

 

|Cameras open up to one of the most popular tourist attractions in the United States, Hollywood’s Walk of Fame. As usual tourists are walking the strip staring down at the stars and taking pictures of their favorite celebrities from the past and present. The street is packed with cars on this busy Tuesday afternoon and the Hollywood tour shuttles are on each side of the street. The tourist’s line the streets are hoping to catch a glimpse of their favorite celebrities star or perhaps hand and footprints in cement. In the far left of the picture Max Siegel can be found standing over one of the stars on the strip, Siegel who is wearing black slacks and a white button down shirt, has his brown hair perfectly parted down the middle, his hair falls to each side of his black and white mask that covers his face.|

 

Max Siegel: Who is Max Siegel?

 

|Siegel moves his head from right to left after asking the question.|

 

Max Siegel: I’m sure this is the first question many people asked when they heard about this week’s semi-finals matches for the James Ranger Invitational.

 

|While staring at the camera, Siegel continues to slowly move his head from right to left.|

 

Max Siegel: It’s just ignorant for anybody to even think about asking who I am. *Raising his voice* LOOK AT ME! *Voice back to normal* Class, looks, women, money, cars, I have it all. I am a man that does what he wants when he wants, nobody tells me what I can or can’t do. I am the man that lives the life everyone else could only dream of… hell my life is better than what people dream of. Men want to be me, women want their boyfriends and husbands to be more like me, let’s face it people, Max Siegel is everything you wish you could be.

 

|Max looks around at the tourist’s passing him by while an Asian family stops in front of him and looks down at the star Max is standing over. The name on the Hollywood star reads “Frank Sinatra”.|

 

Max Siegel: Old blue eyes, Frank Sinatra. Together with the Rat Pack he helped usher in an era of class, an era that has unfortunately been destroyed by today’s filth. I can relate to guys like Sinatra, he understood the finer things in life, he knew what it took to get to the top. Together with his friends he was able to make it to the pinnacle of his profession. He was one of the greatest entertainers of all time. Now what does Frank Sinatra have to do with the WWX and the James Ranger Invitational?

 

|Siegel’s brown hair begins to dance as a gust of wind blows through Hollywood Boulevard, the small Asian boy standing in front of Siegel loses his hat from the wind, causing the family to run after the plain black hat.|

 

Max Siegel: They have both allowed the weak to not only survive but thrive. Somehow Tony Danza and Don Johnson were both able to be immortalized as a Hollywood star, what did those two men do? Did anybody really want to know who the boss was? We all know that nobody cared about Miami Vice, yeah those florescent suits and short shorts were all the rage in the eighties but what did Don Johnson really do to be immortalized?

 

|Siegel slowly walks away from Sinatra’s star and the camera crew follows him.|

 

Max Siegel: The World Wrestling Xistence and Hollywood have run into the same problem. How can guys like Danza, Johnson, sPeD Eastin and Krimzon Blaze all be given opportunities to not only tarnish but embarrass such marks of greatness? Finally, the IWA World Heavyweight Championship returns and the two men to hold onto the belt are sPeD Eastin and Krimzon Blaze? You’ve got to be kidding me! That is an insult to everyone associated with the WWX! What do you think Clark Gable would’ve said if he knew that TONY DANZA was going to be sharing space with him on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? It’s kind of like asking what Jared Grimm would say if he was asked about sharing the distinction of being an IWA World Heavyweight Championship with sPeD Eastin or Krimzon Blaze.

 

|Tourist’s throughout the strip are still hovering over every Hollywood star in sight, many of the tourist’s are taking pictures or filming the experience, while Max Siegel continues to focus on the camera crew that is surrounding him. Some of the tourist’s have taken notice to Siegel and the crew surrounding him causing them to wonder if Siegel is a rising star.|

 

Max Siegel: For too long the WWX has allowed a certain level of filth to walk around parading as its champion. This tournament has done nothing but provided the scum of this great organization to walk around and get one step closer to the IWA World Heavyweight Championship. Fans have been unable to watch a man who is a true superstar in his own right, a man that inspires others to do great things, a man such as myself. The IWA World Heavyweight Championship represents the best of the best and the WWX deserves to have a man that’s worthy of that distinction hold onto the championship.

 

|Tourist’s begin taking pictures of Max Siegel this prompts Max to pose for the flashing cameras. After several pictures the tourist’s die down, allowing Max to get back to the camera crew.|

 

Max Siegel: For those ignorant enough to ask the question, who is Max Siegel? I would like to take the time to set the record straight. I am the man who will bring prestige back to the IWA World Heavyweight Championship. I am an inspiration to those less fortunate, a constant reminder of what everyone could only wish to one day become. You can call me the aristocrat of the WWX, hell you can call me the SAVIOR of the WWX. Does that answer any questions as to who is Max Siegel?

 

|Max pauses only to stare into the camera.|

 

Max Siegel: I am Hollywood and I will win the James Ranger Invitational!

 

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