Waist Not, Want Not!

[The Underweartaker sits at his high-tech sewing machine putting back together the many souvenirs he acquired in Italy at The Coliseum Pay-Per-View. His victory over Jimmy Love solidified his #1 ranking for the new TV Championship! The Face of Fear works tirelessly to hang his awards as Shawl Wearer finishes watching James Connor's promo on Taker's newly purchased widescreen TV.]

WEARER - OOOOOOH, YES! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Kudos to Jimmy Love! He wasn't smart enough to foil my Underweartaker.......but it didn't take too much to undermind The World's PETITE! Mr. Connor.......I believe that you do deserve a rematch out of sympathy for you and Dane Crowder for being so STUPID! Dane Crowder went from being the WWX's fastest rising star to the WWX's fastest rising IDIOT! You actually think you have a future here? Abe Lincoln had a brighter future when he picked his tickets up at the box office! The stains that you both possess are far worse than a first graders! Yes.....I support you and your quest for the TV Title.......you........Jimmy Love.........and MY UNDERWEARTAKER! All of you in a steel cage......nowhere to run..........nowhere to hide. And believe me......my Underweartaker will NOT lay down for ANYONE!

[The camera pans over to UWT.]

UWT - Jimmy Love....(groan).....James Connor......(groan).......Coliseum was a wedgie compared to what's in store for both of you at Fury! There will be no forgiveness........there will be no remorse....(groan).....there will be no FABRIC SOFTENER! Dane Crowder will forever remain a skidmark on the loin cloth of life......(groan)....whereas the both of you......(groan)......will be WASHED OUT! (whips his head back as his eyes roll back into his head) REST IN FLEECE.......(groan).......!

WEARER - Ooooh, yes......

[FTB]