Toasting for the New Justice

[we see Phoenix Mann, Black Tiger, Dark Tortoise and Great Wyvern having dinner in a fancy Chinese buffet]

PM: Eat all you can eat, brothers! The dinner's on me.

DT: Wow. Thanks, chief.

GW: Yeah, thanks.

BT: (expressionlessly)Care for a drink, brothers?

GW & DT: Yeah.

DT: Some beer may be good.

BT: Okay, I'll be right back. (leaves the table)

PM: So, what brings you here?

DT: Oh, we just had a SAW show here. What are YOU doing at WWX?

PM: Well, I have "business" to take care of.

GW: What is it?

PM: Do you remember that idiot called the Korean Dragon?

DT: Oh that heroic SOB? Yeah I do. 

GW: Me too.

PM: Well, as you may know, we were disappointed on how he took all the glory. Sure, he is amazing in ring. Oh yes, no doubt about that, no, not at all. But, the guy who made us swore to "restore justice in the wrestling world,"

(DT and GW snort and laugh briefly)

PM: Yeah, it's just damn stupid. (notices BT coming back) Oh he's back. Good. (back to GW and DT) Well, the guy who supported "justice" made us look like fools. He gathered his followers... and no-one in the SAW fan community gave us credit except for him. He was the only hero of justice. HE was the only one who "brought justice to the ring." Not us. That taught a lesson: in order to be a true hero, you need to be cunning and powerful. None of that stupid "loyalty" "respect" dumb stuff. 

GW: Yeah, who needs 'em? They're just dull and stupid.

(BT hands out beer cups to the Brothers)

PM: Yeah, plain stupid, but do you know that he also tried to make a puppet of his own? And it was not one of us. So we decided to take over the control and use him to ruin the Dragon, once and for all.

DT: Well- (gulp) who was it?

PM: It was Tanno, the Orange Monarch.

[all Brothers, except for Tiger, burst out laughing really hard]

GW: Ohoho! *sniff* Oh my God.. that stupid Dutch who always wore that stupid orange trunks and wristbands?

PM: Yeah, him. (in a mocking tone) "Hey look at me! I'm the hero of Netherlands! I even wear orange costumes! And I'm so cool that I hang out with Korean Dragon!"

DT: He's just a newbie!

PM: Yeah! That's why he was so gullible to our actions! Y'know, when we mocked the Netherlands and phony-promoted "Kimchi power." That was a good start for our scheme, because although the Monarch was a newbie, he was surely a rising star. That gullible kid now mistrusts Korean Dragon. Poor fool! If only he had known the WHOLE truth!

(the brothers drink)

PM: (seriously) Well, there are problems, though. The once stupid newbie is now quite a big star in WWX. And, he now knows most of the truth.

DT: Why would that be a problem?

PM: Those stupid WWX Universe jerks will not try to accept the new justice, you moron.

DT: Oh. Yeah, that.. that is a problem, indeed.

PM: (slamming the table with a fist) DAMN IT! And just to think that we were so close to our goal! (glowering at the brothers angrily)Now WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO TROLL THE DRAGON DIRECTLY?

GW: (raises hand after a long pause)

PM: (slaps GW) You idiot! You almost ruined our plan!

GW: Did I? How?

PM: You ultimately gave out the clue of the truth for Tanno!

GW: (sheepish) Oh.

PM: (calming himself down) Well, it's okay.. the truth is to revealed at some point, anyway.. Well, there's still hope. Even better, we could feel the joy of destroying the enemy by ourselves! 

DT: What?

PM: Tiger and I got a tag team match against Korean Dragon and Tanno. Just think about it! They are a team now, but Tanno still doubts Dragon, which would result in a lack of teamwork! What's a tag team without teamwork?

GW: Yeah...

PM: Then we can smash them easily. Easy preys. In addition, it seems that the guest referee has a grudge against the Dragon. Well, guess what? That Korean Dragon kid could be facing four enemies! Let's see those great wrestling skills save himself from THAT!

(PM, GW and DT laugh.)

(the Brothers raise their drinking glasses)

PM: Well, let's make a toast for the new Wrestling Justice, where power and scheming rules!

(four beer glasses cling together)

[FTB]