The Phenomenal Dragon ep.1

[KD's theme song plays]

[camera shows KD in his living room]

KD: Hello WWX Universe! This is Korean Dragon the Far East Phenom, and welcome to the first episode of the Phenomenal Dragon. First, I'd like to congratulate Kevin Stroupe and the Canadian Hammer for their win against the Mystic Barrage. Don't worry, people, the Barrage will carry on until the Far Eastern Brothers are exterminated from the WWX. Kevin and Hammer are talented athletes and nice people. I mean, just look at them helping us up after the match ended! You wouldn't expect that from the Far Eastern Losers, would you? 

KD: Oh yeah, speaking of the Far Eastern Brothers, I still cannot forgive Black Tiger and Phoenix Mann. Tiger has sent me a tweet that he disliked Phoenix and said he was sorry. Does a matter like that end with a simple apology? Umm... I don't think so. Remember the old saying, my friends... "you shall reap what you sow"

[tv screen]

Voice: And now, for the commercial break..... 

Voice2: Introducing... the Korean Dragon t-shirt! Do you want to be special? Are you having a hard time being the hot stuff? No confidence in life? Then, go to WWXOnline.com's shopping section and buy the Korean Dragon t-shirt!

Random guy: This is amazing! Ever since I bought this KD shirt, all the hot girls are trying to get my number, and I'm not a scrub anymore! I feel special! Thank you, KD!

Voice2: The benefits will get even better if you pay the extra charge for the authentic KD autograph! It's only an additional 5 dollars! Go to WWXOnline.com now!

[tv screen fuzzy]

KD: A lot of WWX fans are beginning to follow me- thanks, guys! Please also follow the Silent hero Tanno at @Tanno and follow Kevin Stroupe and Canadian Hammer also! Hm... If they have something to take care of, maybe the Mystic Barrage could help them do it... THEN NOBODY WILL STOP US! Well... I dunno.... but yeah, I guarantee that you can expect more to come from the Mystic Barrage! We will show you the end of the Far Eastern Judases! 

KD: Well, I think that's the wrap for now.... later, Dragons. See you next time.