The ''Instruments of Destruction'' has arrived!

Today the WWX was reached by the news that the Russian tag-team sensation "The Instruments of Destruction" has signed up for a trial period with the WWX.

The team consist of the twin brothers Andrei and Boris Volkov and they are accompanied by their manager and American promoter James Sweet.

When asked about the Volkov's chances in the WWX, Sweet had this to say;

"Those boys have done it all! They were born into wrestling, being the sons of the late, great, Igor 'The Bear' Volkov! They've honed their skills with the finest in both wrestling and the Russian circus, and the russian army and even a short tenure on the Bolsjoj ballet! 
I believe that they have the ability to compete with ANY tag team in the WWX with ease!"

The two brothers may look goofy in their 80's-styled wrestling gear but they are fearsome in the ring, Sweet had this to say;

"Well, you see, American wrestling didn't get much attention behind the iron curtain, thus these poor boys where never exposed to it as younglings - as is custom. Therefore their knowledge of *modern* American wrestling, and all that comes with it, is somewhat lacking."

As Sweet and the Volkov brothers are about to leave for training (in English) we were able to get a few words out of the twins;

-Are you happy to be here in the WWX?

-Andrei: Di VVX is much fun, we have fun hier. We win tag-tiem champinonzhip!

-Boris: No suprerztars are too good to beat us, we are soon numbri one!

Well, we at WWXOnline wish these Russian good luck in all their future endevours... and with the English classes...   


WWXOnline - Online News Team

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