Soul responds to a birdie

[The cameras come to life finding The Lost Soul at an autograph signing. One of the fans in line is looking at his blackberry and laughing. He reaches the front of the line.]

Fan: Soul, why aren't you on Twitter?

Soul: I prefer to go on camera and speak my mind. Any moron can use twitter and complain they were hacked when they say something stupid. 

Fan: You mean like this?  {shows Soul the following tweet}

@MaverickMason
"And the fact that he would take the time to rant makes it all the more obvious. I have better things to do with my time than insult my opponents. Didn't like being called corporate puppet? Then why is your face on the cups, and the programs, and t-shirts? 

[Soul smiles as he pulls a replica AAA title from under the table, he signs it and hands it to the fan. The fan is visibly shocked.]

Fan: What's this for?

Soul: For giving me this smile.

[Soul looks right into the camera.]

Soul: Hey Mason, if you can tear your eyes away from your phone you might learn something. Triple A rules mean I set the stipulations, so you're damn right I'm going to set it to my advantage. It just happens this time, the fans will get a real show... oh wait maybe they won't with you and TA in it. You ask why my face is on the cups, the programs and the shirts.

[Soul forces the camera to turn, showing the long line of fans waiting.]

Soul: It's the same damn reason these people come to get my autograph. I PUT BUTTS IN SEATS! You keep sending your tweets, maybe someday one of your followers will actually pay to see you wrestle in the WWX. Me, I'll keep doing what I do, kicking the ass of anyone who gets in my way, and making sure these fans get what they paid for.

[Soul looks to the line.]

Soul: Who's next?

[FTB]