No soldiers at ease here.

[We open to a long stretch of highway. The camera pans around the forested area, trailing down and following the highway in one direction of a very steep hill.

Off camera, we hear someone huffing, puffing, and grunting.

Finally, coming over the hill, we see a long, flatbed trailer normally used by trucks. On the flatbed are dozens upon dozens of thick, stacked, freshly cut logs. There's no truck pulling this flatbed, however.

The only thing moving this heavy flatbed of logs...is the manbeast, Toro.

Wearing only a tight pair of black shorts and sneakers, Toro hauls the flatbed with a chain attached to a leather harness. Dripping in sweat, Toro's grimaced expression shows nothing but pure determination.]

Toro: Veteran, huh?

[He keeps hauling the flatbed while speaking.]

Toro: Yeah, must be tough being a brainwashed soldier fighting the "good" fight. War is hell.

[The cameraman keeps pace with Toro.]

Toro: Not the kinda hell you can expect from me, though, soldier. Welcome to Boot Camp 101 with Sargent Manbeast.

[Toro has yet to break his intense pace.]

Toro: "One defends when his strength is inadequate, he attacks when it is abundant." That's from Sun Tzu's Art of War. Trust me, Vet, my strength is more than abundant.

[The cameraman allows Toro to continue on. He passes, continuing to haul the giant load of logs.]

Toro: I love the smell of a beaten and broken soldier in the morning.

[Camera slowly fades out, but not before it spots a road sign.

"Layfayatte - 250 mi."]