No match this week? It starts to itch in my fingers!
[The camera cuts to a backstage locale where "The Hardcore Greatness" T.A. Alexander is sitting. He's taping his hands as if he was ready to fight.]
Alexander (muttering to himself): ...no-good... (unhearable muttering) ...not using me... letting me rot in the back...
[The camera man coughs and attracts the attention of the superstar.]
Alexander: Yeah? Oh, it's you guys! Well that could be good, you see I have something to say!
[He gets up and stands in front of the camera]
Alexander: You see, all of you out there - watching WWX every week, I came here hoping to prove myself as the hardcore greatness that I am. However, I'm getting the feeling that the management doesn't want to risk the other superstars wellness and that is why I'm not being put into matches!
[He scratches his beard and continues;]
Up til' now I've had one match; A three way match with Evil SPeD Eastin and Kenneth Starson... First of all, the match didn't go as planned - I didn't get to show my full potential, sure I put the "Hardcore Slam" on Starson, a superstar who I have not yet seen back in the locker room after that match, but there was something missing... I blame Evil SPeD for not letting me handle things my way!
Granted, he did mess Kenny Starson up good, but that just put a blemish on my victory.
[Alexander shakes his head and then looks back into the camera with a big characteristic smile on his lips]
Alexander: To all the wrestlers out there, this is an open invitation to face me in a hardcore street brawl, this invitation stands until the office-lurkers grant me a new match at Fury.
[He turns around and starts to walk away but then turns his head and smiles]
Alexander: And don't make go get a petition.
[He winks and laughs as he walks away and the scene turns to black.]