Killian Gavin's- Poop Farts/''Let's Climb Ladders''

*The scene opens backstage. A man with a terrible, brown plaid suit is seen jogging down a hallway waving the cameraman to follow him. He is wearing yellow and brown plaid bell-bottoms and shiny, brown, leather shoes. He holds an old microphone in one hand and carries its long cord in the other. He excitedly waves the cameraman to follow him some more. He gets to a door and stops.
The door reads "BMF" on it. The man turns around to face the camera. It's Killian Gavin in a big, awful, brown wig also wearing a thick, brown, fake mustache.

KG: Hey folks welcome back! Boy do I have a treat for you! I'm standing outside the locker room of the newly formed faction "BMF". "BMF", which stands for "Bowel Movement Farts" or "Poop Farts" as I like to call them, are just behind this door. The Poop Farts just had their very first press conference earlier today where they said nothing, and no one cared!

*a sound clip of a studio audience clapping is heard

KG: Thank you, thank you. Yes, we're all very excited! Now, Poop Farts is led by none other than the Money-Taking, Parkinsons-Shaking, Pain-Staking, Cookie-Baking Shane Billz! He and his lackeys Brian Waters and Badman Brown-Eye complete the group, we're all very excited!

*the studio audience clapping clip plays again

KG: Wow, what a hot crowd! Let's see if they're up for more questions...

*KG opens the door marked "BMF" on it and enters the room. The sound clip of the studio audience clapping is heard again. KG looks back and the camera and winks cheesily. The camera pans and zooms in on three chairs with their back turned facing the wall. KG approaches the first and spins it around. A blow-up doll with a picture of Byron Waters is in the chair.

KG: Ladies and Gents...Brian Waters!

*clip of clapping

KG: Now Brian, you just got here in the WWX a little over 2 weeks ago, is that right?

*KG now talks out of the side of his mouth in a lower tone pretending to be "Brian". The camera focuses on the blow-up doll's pictured face

KG being Brian: Well, my name is Byron and I'm in a tag team with my bestest pal, Badman Brown-Eye. We like trucks and coloring

KG: Gee, that's swell Brian, thanks for that.

*KG moves on to the next chair and spins it around to reveal another blow-up doll with a picutre of Badman Brown's face on it

KG: Badman Brown-Eye, you were quoted in your press conference as saying "The five other men in this match are all great competitors and I wish them the best of luck going into this ladder match"

*clip of studio audience saying "awwww" is heard. KG smiles and playfully bows his head

KG being Brown-Eye in a dopey voice: Yes that's right, I heard great things about these guys and can't wait to lace up the boots for my debut. Then afterwards, maybe I'll have a juice box and color.

KG: Well, that's just dandy. Thanks Poop Fart #2

*studio audience laughs

*KG spins the third chair around to reveal a third blow-up doll with Shane Billz face on it. A shaggy mop head sits atop the blow-up doll's head to immitate Shane Billz hair.

KG: Shane, you were quoted earlier as saying you were going to "tear apart these other four men and then when it comes down to it we will have the greatest battle of all time, end of story and this interview does not need to continue anymore we are the BMFs and this week we will institute the begining of our take over"
Strong words...

KG being Shane in a high-pitched voice: That's right, because Poop Farts like us who've accomplished zero in life and are going to get what's coming to us, and it's going to be the biggest beat-down anyone has ever seen.

KG: Is that so?

*KG looks at the camera with a shocked expression

KG being Shane: Yes. We are going to win with one hand tied behind our backs, you'll see. I will be the victor! Three cheers for me, HIP HIP...

* SILENCE

KG being Shane: HIP HIP...

* SILENCE

KG being Shane: HIP HIP???

* SILENCE

*KG kicks the chair out of frame and takes his jacket off. He roughly loosens his tie and throws his ugly wig accross the room to reveal his messy, blood red spiked hair. He rips off his fake mustache and throws it on the ground. He looks at the camera more seriously this time

KG: Now listen to me Poop Farts, I don't know where you came from or who you think you are but you can take your dream of a spectacular debut and hit the bricks! You're not getting a shot at Aftershock, so go color! Alexander Kyrby, Gabriel Price, and Jayson King, you are just in the way, sorry dudes but stay out of this if you know what's good for you.

Let me make this nice and plain. I'm Killian f*****g Gavin. I'm un-defeated. The boss doesn't know what to do with me because I'm what wrestling purists call a "phenom". Yet, he's smart enough to have a guy like me train his own wife. I have the audience on my side, eating and hanging on every word that I say....shhh shhh shh...listen

*studio audience clapping clips is played a little louder than earlier

KG: Do you hear that? That sound is called ratings. Oh and Shane, when you said you were the leader of "the greatest faction to ever touch down in the WWX"...how quickly you guys forget. I can think of many factions better then "The Poop Farts" my dude. I can think of one right now. Oh, the violence and domination....those were the days....you're so naive...but we'll save that thought for another time.

But let's talk about this ladder match. Ladders....step by step the ladder goes one way...up. The Main Event in Madison Square Garden, New York City, Ravage...that is just the next step in my ladder here in the WWX. When I lay you and your lackeys out, climb that ladder and grab that contract to wrestle for the Conquest Championship at Aftershock, it will be just another small step in my ladder.

Then, after holding the Conquest Title, I'll grab the TV Title. We all know I'm the King on Television here. I'm on Ravage, I'm on Fury, I'm everywhere. Your friends wear my T-shirts. My name is trending on Twitter. My breath is fresh with hot, young carpet that fills these arenas weekly, just to get a look at yous truly. Then, in the near future....

*KG holds up his hands to model a picture frame

KG: In the near future.... Killian Gavin...Heavyweight Champion. But step by step lads. There is another side to this ladder tho, Poop Farts. That's for you. It has fewer steps, larger spaces in between, and they only go down. That's where you guys are come Monday night.

So don't get too excited. Don't get all wrapped up in your bandanas, and photographers that you paid to follow you around like you're important when you aren't. No one cares. Get a move on. Go color or do whatever it is you rednecks do. Go play fish, just get the hell out of my locker room and out of my way becasue this Bad Mother F*cker is going stragiht to the top.

CATCH PHRASE!!!

*KG pushes the camera out of the way sits down and spins himself in one of the chairs in the room. The scene fades with KG laughing in the background.