International Syndicate Press conference: part three

(OOC: Roleplay continues where part two leaves off..)

[Kenji Meiyo makes a sudden hand gesture motioning Miss Violet Rose over. He cups a hand over her ear and whispers something. Violet smiles and gives an approving nod before returning to the podium. The Silent Assassin re-folds both arms across his massive chest as she re-adjusts the microphone stand once again before speaking.]

Miss Violet: "My client mister Meiyo would like me to pass a message to what he calls 'the so called champions' of World Wrestling eXistance. As you may be aware the gold you hold makes you a walking target with a bulls eye worn squarely around your waist. Enjoy the moment while it lasts because sooner rather than later The Alpha Warrior Kenji Meiyo will Aim his sites on championship gold and the Human Torpedo never misses his target."

[A clean cut, blonde hair, blue eyed gentleman wearing reading glasses and a business suit is the next media reporter to be called upon by Miss Violet Rosenthal.]

"Hello, the name is Bryan Chase of Indy Wrestling Monthly Magazine. I have a question for the man who calls himself 'American Luchadore' Jayke Rider. Unless of course you plan on talking on his behalf as well?

[Kenji Meiyo begins to lunge at the reporter, removing his tie in the process when he is stopped by Violet Rose lifting a single finger, stopping him dead in his tracks. She slides the rectangular purple-shaded spectacles along the bridge of her nose as she both literally and figuratively looks down on the smarmy reporter standing directly below in the first row.]

Miss Violet:"For the record, Mr. Chase. Neither of these men need me to do their talking for them, not even the silent Assassin himself but it is in your best interest that i stay the voice of reason here because my client perfers to let his actions do the talking for him. Now with that being said, i pass the forum over to best ariel artist in the business today. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the American Luchadore, Jayke RIIIIIDER!!"

[Miss Violet Rosenthal shoots any icey glare in the direction of the last reporter before stepping down from the podium. She converses quietly with Kenji Meiyo while 'American Luchadore' Jayke Rider approaches the podium, pulling the microphone out from the stand holding it. He paces back and forth on stage, collecting his thoughts before finally turning to address the media.]

"y'know it's been a long, hard road to get where i am today and believe you me, there had been Pah-LENTY of twists and turns along the way but i buckled up my perverbial seatbelt and enjoyed the ride i've been on so far it doesn't stop here though. Oh no! No!! NO!!! This Americana Luchadore can't stop, won't stop until reaching the top."

Bryan Chase: Did you still that line from Puff Daddy? Baaaad boy. Ehh-uh Ehh-uh.

[the media erupts in a burst of laughter at the generic shawn "puffy" combs impression followed up by a "puffy shoulder jerkin' dance." The |BLEEP|y reporter stands smugly wearing a shit eating grin that suddenly fades when he is approached by the American Luchadore who grabs the reporter by his black tie and jerks him onto the stage.]

American Luchadore: "Oh i see we have a comedian in the crowd. Well Mister funny man. I have a lil' joke for you...how did the mouthy reporter leave the international Syndicate press conference?"

[The once arrogant reporter is now noticably nervous, loosening his tie and tugging on the collar of his shirt. The trio slowly surround the over opinionated wrestling journalist who shakily speaks into the microphone that is being held by the American Luchadore Jayke Rider, repeating the same sentence over and over.]

Bryan Chase: "Pa-pah-please da-don't la-let th-the a-answer be o-on a gu-gurney."

[]The three look at each other with a sinister smirk before grabbing the reporter by the back of his britches and running him through the exit doors with a loud THUNK!! The trio brush themselves off and dust of their hands as they return to the podium.]

Miss Violet: "Are there any more questions?"

[TBC]