Immediately following Franco's debut match

[Flamingo, obviously distraught after his loss against Kevin Stroupe, visits the WWX Wellness Guidance Counselor]

Counselor: Well hi Franco, I just watched your match and it didn't seem to go your way.  Are you OK?  How do you feel about that?

Flamingo: Oh, I don't know.  I just wasn't myself in the ring.  With all of this bad publicity I've been getting lately... You know, I just haven't been thinking and acting normally.

Counselor: It's not your fault Franco.  You are who you are.  You know, most people just aren't accustomed to being around someone like you.  

Flamingo: But there's lots of wrestlers older than 35!  But Kevin Stroupe had to go running his big mouth.  It took me out of my game.  Don't you just hate it when people go running their big mouths?  Anyways, when I was in the NSFL, they didn't even question the number of times I changed my date of birth, but here in the WWX, they make such a huge deal out of it, I don't get it!

Counselor: Well things are a little different here in the WWX, Franco.  People around here take wrestling more seriously than at the NSFL.  There are some stricter limits about what they find acceptable here.

Flamingo: But it's just my date of birth!  Who cares if I'm 35, 25, 15, or even 100?  

Counselor: Franco, it's time to put this age thing past you.  And also, you know you have a unique personality and you need to learn to get along better with others here in the WWX.

Flamingo: I think you're right!  When this age scandal hit, it just brought out the worst in me.  I will put it behind me and I should be back to my singing, dancing, usual self in no time!

Counselor: Err... um Flamingo?  We need to talk abo...

Flamingo: You've cured me doc!  Thanks a million!

[Franco abrupty leaves the doctor's office and skips and dances back to his locker room]