Fox Seija RP01

[The scene opens in a brightly lit studio.  The crew is ever so busy broadcasting some kind of show, pushing and pulling the 
control buttons and tuning stuff.  The scene zooms in.  Fox Seija, the new and rising WWX superstar is sitting there, 
enjoying himself playing some sort of game.  He sees the camera and stops playing.]
 
Seija:  ... Well.  It's time for a short unexpected brief unwanted interview.
 
Background Voice:  Sorry for the interruption but...
 
Seija:  WHAT?!  (takes deep breath) ...OK OK... What the hell do you want?!
 
[Some background voices]
 
Seija:  ON AIR!!??  WHAT THE...  ahem ahem.
We are on air.  Yes.  Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
 
Background Voice:  Evening
 
Seija:  ... right.  Good evening ladies and gentlemen.  Right before your eyes, you can see a great individual.  Someone who 
is not afraid and someone who is willing to achieve his goal... AT ALL COSTS!!
And that man... is The SILVERFOX of the WWX.  FOX SEIJA!!!
 
Background voice:  Please tell us what you...
 
Seija:  STOP INTERRUPTING my golden moment.  And besides... this is no golden moment.  My golden moment is when I get to the 
top of the WWX.  ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE!!
I am moments away from winning my first title.  The television championship.
My second match in the WWX will win me my first title.  This is what I call COOL.
Unlike someone who is named ... "cool".
 
I only have one obstacle in my way.  That obstacle is REALLY an obstacle.
But after my match with him, he'll be no more than a blast from the past.
Beating him is as easy as snapping my finger because I am WAY better than that big goon.
No offense to the goon.
 
First.  My name is SILVERFOX.  Fox Seija.  
That is the name of greatness.
Whatzisname?  DDT.
Wait.  DDT is the name of a wrestling move.
Wait.  DDT is also the name of an insecticide.
MY GOD!
 
Second.  Look at me.  My body is ripped and it makes girls wanna party with me ALL NIGHT LONG!
Then look at his body.  It's a pillow.  I can rest my head on him.
 
Third.  Look at his guts.  Wait.  I can't see it.
Oh, he's got none.
And when I beat him, not only do I get his title but I also get to face Max Power to get his title.
 
[Fox Seija's face closes up to the camera.]
 
Seija:  Remember.  I am the SILVERFOX of the WWX.
 
[Scene abruptly ends...]