Exclusive first interview: The Flaming Flamingo

(The camera crew arrives at Splash, a New York City nightclub.  They had received word that Franco Flamingo had arrived into town and that he would be here.  Anxious to get an exclusive first WWX Interview of the Flaming Flamingo, they see if they can catch up with him.  Despite the type of crowd this nightclub brings, the crew is lucky that Franco sticks out like a sore thumb, and spot him almost immediately awaiting in line outside the entrance.)

Interviewer: Excu.. Excuse me, Franco?  Franco Flamingo?  Do you have a minute?

[Franco nods]

Interviewer: I have to tell you, there's a lot of buzz surrounding this upcoming Ravage, with the debut of two superstars squaring it off right off the bat.  We're excited to finally see you perform and we want to know, "What are your thoughts and are you prepared for your first match in WWX?"

Flamingo: I don't think the WWX is prepared for what I have in store for them.  But I am prepared.  I'm prepared to dominate all of WWX, including the fresh meat.  Let me tell you Kevin Stroupe, "You want me?  You can... have me, boyfriend.  The Flaming Flamingo has a paddle with your name on it, and you're gonna get spanked."  

Interviewer: I must say for it being your first match at WWX, you sure seem confident.  

Flamingo: I have every reason to be confident!  I was a three time champion at NSFL!  I got on top, and I just rode it.  I'm here at Splash, trying to catch up with some of my Flamers now.

Interviewer: ... NSFL?

Flamingo: Wha..?! The No Shame Fighting League, of course!  It's only the largest LGBT wrestling promotion in all of San Francisco.  Let me tell ya, if I can beat Lavishing Lick Lewd, I can sure beat Kevin Stroupe and anyone in the way of me being man on top.

Interviewer: I'm not so sure I would underestimate Kevin Stroupe.  At such a young age he's accomplished so much around the world, everything from fighting hunger to rescuing kittens from house fires. He has the support of the world behind him and they are excited to see his debut at Ravage.

Flamingo: While the "International Superstar" might be good at getting a few cheap pops from a crowd, I STUN everyone with my PURE, UNADULTERATED TALENT!  You'll see that talent inside the ring at Madison Square Garden.  But for now, I'll bless you with a little bit of it outside the ring...

(Franco pushes some buttons on his iPad and a disco jam starts to play.  A few attendees outside the nightclub start to dance.)

Franco Sings:
At Ravage in my purple and pink tuxedo suit
I, The Flaming Flamingo, will make my debut
Outside the ring, they say I'm a little girly
But inside the ring, you'll see I'm quite burly
With a weapon that no one expects
A paddle with the initials WWX

(singing continues as camera fades to black)