Chaos, Anarchy, and MAYHEM!!! (ask and ye shall receive)

[The cameras come to life outside a WWX house show. Chris Sanders is amongst the fans, as they wield pitchforks, and flaming hockey sticks.]
Fans: CHAOS, ANARCHY, MAYHEM!!!  CHAOS, ANARCY, MAYHEM!!!!
Chris Sanders: I am live at one of the many WWX house shows and this one has broken down into utter bedlam. I don’t know if you can see it but at the center of this mob are three stuffed dummies tied to posts. It appears there is to be an effigy burning.
[The crowd goes silent.]
Sanders: Something is happening, the crowd is parting for… THE LOST SOUL!!! The Triple A Champion is here.
[Soul makes his way through the crowd towards the effigies, he motions for Sanders and crew to follow.]
Sanders: Soul what is the meaning of this?
[Soul spins around quickly and glares at Sanders who visibly cowers. 
Soul chuckles.]

Soul: I am here leading a protest against Xavier Pendragon and James Ranger.

[The camera pans and shows two effigies on either side of a third. One to the right is Ranger and to the left is Pendragon.]

Soul: You see these men once again try to stack the deck against me. Forcing me to face not one man but four in one night. Three for this [touches the AAA title] alone. I dealt with that by stipulating that only the man who can survive an elimination match will face me. 

Sanders: But why this? [Points to the third dummy that looks like Krimzon Blaze]

Soul: Simple Chris, who do you think got these two buffoons to double book me? Blaze is the IWA title, he’s a coward. He thinks because he got lucky at Hall of Pain that he can do it again. The fool knows the only chance he has is if I’m not 100% going into our match.

Sanders: How can you…

[Soul cuts him off]

Soul: Chris, Blaze is nothing but a coward. He has never stood on his own two feet, he always has the backing of someone in power. He’s nothing but a paper champion. I had hoped to be coming into Aftershock facing a true champion, someone devious like Sped but he’s once again crawled back into a bottle. 

[Soul turns to the mob.]

Soul: James Ranger has gone into hiding. 

Crowd: CHAOS!

Soul: Xavier Pendragon struggles to hold the company together in his absence. 

Crowd: ANARCHY!!!

Soul: And Krimzon Blaze is the IWA CHAMPION!!

Crowd: MAYHEM!!!!

[Several members of the mob with flaming hockey sticks surge forward and set the dummies ablaze.
They continue to chant, CHAOS, ANARCHY, MAYHEM!
Soul smiles as the crowd surges.]

Soul: There you have it Chris, the crowd has spoken, they’re tired of the boring, the cowardly, and the timid. 

[Soul motions for the camera to focus on the blazing Blaze dummy.]

Soul: Blaze, looks like you’re dummy is going the way of your IWA championship reign… UP IN SMOKE! 

Sanders: What about your Triple A match?

Soul: I’ll address those three a little bit later. If you’ll excuse me.

[Soul makes his way through the crowd who are still chanting.]